We know that they are there Lurking in their secret passageways, Hooting high frequencies through their lair. The sound itself chills the blood. It dismays Any attempt to communicate, to find Congeniality within this horrid race, This concealed threat moved by its evil mind. Counter-reaction must be made apace.
These Martians' cleverly concealed canals Sharply spotted by the Lovell scope. H.G. Wells' long-recognized these nasty animals Who would descend to ravage Earth of hope. But our wise leader now can foresee This interplanetary threat to our nation Which plans to assail our liberty. Brave astronauts shall dispense annihilation.
The project must be made at high expense. Education, health care, pensions will be sacrificed. Huge benefits will nurture businesses of defense Whose contributions will be generously priced. Our delusions now are lost of WMDs But we are confident of the threat from Mars Which belittles terrorists in our communities. We must now gird NASA for the stars.
Our wondrous foes are lost back in the past. The Commies now gone but Mars retains ability To endow a threat, perpetual, to last For decades. What a magnificent utility!
Cover photo credit: Jodrell Bank, University of Manchester