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"Whether Report"
by Jan Sand
2009-01-02 09:36:55

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There were violent storms
In the bedroom.
A cold affront
Resulted in precipitation.
Some thunder
And a quick retreat to the bathroom

Where pressures built up dangerously.
There was further movement to the kitchen
And a thick accumulation of clouds.
Tornado forces arose quickly
And dishes flew, causing some damage.
Opposing pressures blew hot and cold
But mainly hot air
Which resulted in extended temperatures.
There was a small release of destructive winds
With energy dissipation
Which had a calming effect.
It is difficult to make a secure prediction
As basic forces remain in stasis.
Until this is resolved,
Cold weather will continue.

Poetry

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Emanuel Paparella	2009-01-02 13:29:07
Since I have been previously accused of discourtesy to readers for not spell checking my postings, a spell check might have helped place the correctly spelled word as a title to this poem. Surely it was a typo and not an inability to spell, given that the last line has it spelled correctly.


Sand	2009-01-02 14:18:58
Oh Paparella, I never thought you were too dumb to follow a pun. You really are incredibly stupid.


Emanuel Paparella	2009-01-02 15:43:39
Oh Sand, oh Sand...you are a real piece of work...Too bad you missed all those puns in my postings to which you called attention as mispellings and incorrect English...


Sand	2009-01-02 15:50:10
When you confuse a typo with a pun, fellow, you're certifiable.


Emanuel Paparella	2009-01-02 15:53:50
P.S. By the way, Mr. genius, self-declared protector protector of the English language, if "whether report" is a pun as you claim, then the syntax is incorrect and the title should be "Whether to Report," Syntactical puns may be in vogue nowadays but this one will surely confuse the reader and it does not take a genius to concede that much, just an honest person.


Emanuel Paparella	2009-01-02 15:57:55
So the deep philosophical issue then becomes: am I incredibly stupid because, incredibly, I dare disagree with a foul-mouthed bully that says reality is what I say it is, period, and if so, who is the real idiot and phony?


Sand	2009-01-02 16:00:17
Give it up, Paparella. Each additional demonstration of your stupidity only makes you sillier.